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Posted on 09/22/2014 6:50:25 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
If you thought three-breasted women were a thing of the “Total Recall" past, you obviously haven’t heard of Jasmine Tridevil.
The 21-year-old Tampa, Fla. resident allegedly paid $20,000 to have a third breast and fake nipple surgically added to her body in hopes of deterring male suitors and earning an MTV reality show. Needless to say, her parents aren’t too thrilled about it.
“My mom ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me,” Tridevil said of her mother’s reaction. Dad’s a little more supportive but still ashamed of his circus-freak-esque daughter.
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Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.
Looks like a Photoshop fail. No cleavage between her right and middle breast.
Eccentrica Galumbits lives!
Wasn’t there a sci-fi movie where this one woman had three breasts? Can’t remember the name.
Jerry: Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise!
George: No, the Portuguese waitress.
Jerry: The Portuguese waitress?
George: I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
Tridevil? Really?
This wouldn’t work with any other name.
She would have a great shot on Pawn Stars.
I totally cannot recall it neither.
For the love of God, will someone please lock up Lazamataz in his room before he has a chance to see this thread?
Al: I think we see U.F.O.’s because we have to. It’s our only way out of here. The only thing that keeps me going is thinking that one day, a spaceship will land. Hopefully on garbage day. Then a gorgeous Martian with three big hooters comes out and says “I can’t speak, I have no parents, and I have no idea what good sex is. Hop aboard. My planet, su planet.”
STEVE: What’s the third hooter for?
AL: One in the back for dancing. Y’know what the worst part is?
STEVE: No one dances slow anymore?
Oh baby. You make me wish I had three hands! (With apologies to Total Recall.)
How many 21 year olds do you know that have $21,000 laying around to have a third breast attached just to keep men away so they can have a lesbian girlfriend? Our world has gone mad....
Is she expecting triplets?
LOL - Yeah, that was it. Total Recall. Which reminds me. Going to get my fam. to watch Red Heat tonight. Mom just rolls her eyes - I’ve failed my daughter, she like boy shoot-em-ups.
Why not have eight? Then she can look like a sow.
I think Total Recalll 1990 with Ahhnold S. had an alien hooker with three breasts.
But I cannot totally recall if that is correct.
What Doctor did this??
Adding two more on her back would be more useful.
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