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Why Stamp of Obama Isn't Sticking
email ^ | 09/18/2014 | unknown

Posted on 09/20/2014 6:44:32 PM PDT by JOHN ADAMS

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.

The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: obama; obamastamp; spit
small effort to brighten the day of my Freeper friends. John Adams
1 posted on 09/20/2014 6:44:32 PM PDT by JOHN ADAMS
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To: JOHN ADAMS

I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite movie. I’m pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom. You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind

2. E.T.

3. Blazing Saddles

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Obama Farewell Speech

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders of the Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, isn’t that something ?


2 posted on 09/20/2014 6:51:00 PM PDT by ProudFossil (" I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." Harry Truman)
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To: ProudFossil

Cute.


3 posted on 09/20/2014 6:56:34 PM PDT by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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To: ProudFossil

Lol soon to be released. How did u do that?


4 posted on 09/20/2014 6:59:56 PM PDT by phs3 (FUBO)
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To: kinsman redeemer

Zing........Hook, line, and sinker.


5 posted on 09/20/2014 7:00:12 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: ProudFossil

Pretty damn funny!


6 posted on 09/20/2014 7:01:56 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: phs3
How did u do that?

It's an old math trick.

7 posted on 09/20/2014 7:03:06 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

Ha Ha, good one, I thought they had put the Teflon on the wrong side, but like your answer better


8 posted on 09/20/2014 7:12:36 PM PDT by munin (MSNBC?)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

Talk about spitting on the wrong side of a stamp
More bad news for the Obama camp

FROM CAPITOL HILL……

The SKUNK has now replaced the EAGLE as the new symbol of the American Presidency...... It is half BLACK, half WHITE, and everything it does, STINKS!!!


9 posted on 09/20/2014 7:14:14 PM PDT by hapnHal (hapnHal)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

Thank you..... I needed a laugh.


10 posted on 09/20/2014 7:18:15 PM PDT by Gator113 ( Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and Mike Lee speak for me, most everyone else is just noise.)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

Ha! Good enough for me.


11 posted on 09/20/2014 7:22:03 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: phs3

In any multiple of 9, the sum of the digits will add up to 9.

If you look to the original problem, you will see it produces

3(3x+3) = 9(x+1)

which is a multiple of 9. Thus the digits of the result add to 9.


12 posted on 09/20/2014 7:24:48 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: JOHN ADAMS

Ha!


13 posted on 09/20/2014 7:27:23 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

This will brighten your day: Obama can’t be on a stamp until he’s dead ... Of natural causes of course.


14 posted on 09/20/2014 7:43:50 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

Well done.


15 posted on 09/20/2014 7:49:01 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Resist in place.)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

The 0bama presidency is coming unglued.


16 posted on 09/20/2014 7:57:25 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: ProudFossil
9. The Obama Farewell Speech

If this is followed shortly by the Hillary inauguration speech, this won't be my favorite movie. Obama is in full-on lame duck mode - he's going to spend the next two years working on his golf game. Hillary will extend hard-core liberalism in the WH to 16 years. As of now, my favorite movie would involve Ted Cruz being sworn into office.
17 posted on 09/20/2014 8:00:08 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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18 posted on 09/20/2014 9:43:33 PM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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19 posted on 09/20/2014 9:44:48 PM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: JOHN ADAMS

too funny, great one.


20 posted on 09/21/2014 4:42:45 AM PDT by Joe Boucher
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