http://www.trentonian.com/general-news/20140912/three-trenton-residents-arrested-after-allegedly-robbing-friend-of-60-cell-phone-and-license?source=topstoriesrot
into the "Dialectizer".
The pictures of Wilquan and his gurlfren Tatiana, wif her luvly tats make it even funnier.
De officers den ax’ed if Anderson wuz in de apartment and wuz told he wuz not by Tatiana Newton. ‘S coo’, bro. Dey ax’ed anoda’ resident if dey wuz able t’search de crib and wuz allowed in t’search, Kieffa’ said. Officers searched da damn crib and found Newton on some bed wid whut appeared t’be some sucka hidin’ unda’ de covers on de bed next t’her. Ah be baaad... It wuz at dat point dat Anderson wuz snatchn into custody, Kieffa’ said.
Acco’din’ t’Kieffer, Newton wuz also arrested on charges uh hinderin’ apprehension and obstructin’ de administrashun uh justice. De gun used in de robbery wuz not located at da damn scene, Kieffa’ said.