The always relevant, “when you are falling victim to home invasion, be sure to defecate yourself and cry profusely while begging for your life and leniency.”
be sure to defecate yourself and cry profusely while begging for your life and leniency.
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Sans the defecation part, I have commented that if the SHTF indoors and I fall down begging and crying I am just getting my piece and trying to survey the situation.
Also the ‘fake’ heart attack works....
At my age, I can get away with both.... <: <: <:
It works, technically I wasn't being home invaded, since I was taking a bus from Los Angeles to Oceanside, but the people sitting next to me never attacked me the entire 2 hour trip, in fact they were obviously staying out of my way.