be sure to defecate yourself and cry profusely while begging for your life and leniency.”
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Sans the defecation part, I have commented that if the SHTF indoors and I fall down begging and crying I am just getting my piece and trying to survey the situation.
Also the ‘fake’ heart attack works....
At my age, I can get away with both.... <: <: <:
I have prepped my wife to something similar. I have also instructed her to be in hysterical panic as she tosses her purse to a mugger upside down and in the direction opposite she is planning to run. If we are together, I told her to wait until I am also ready to toss my wallet and we'll toss together. The diversion should give her a second to get clear and me a secone to draw.
(All of this assumes that we have been caught completely by surprise.)