[2ndDivisionVet]

My brother-in-laws’ next-door neighbor’s cousins’ hairdresser’s aunt saw the whole thing and she thinks George Zimmerman did it. Or maybe Sasquatch. She’s not sure.

[Mears]

“My brother-in-laws’ next-door neighbor’s cousins’ hairdresser’s aunt saw the whole thing and she thinks George Zimmerman did it. Or maybe Sasquatch. She’s not sure.”

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Best chuckle of the day.

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[Cementjungle]

My brother-in-laws’ next-door neighbor’s cousins’ hairdresser’s aunt saw the whole thing and she thinks George Zimmerman did it.

My bartender's friend saw the whole thing. He says the perp was aiming an RPG at the officer and was ready to fire. He said the CIA swooped in immediately and got rid of the RPG launcher, roughed up the cop to make it "look good" and injected the witnesses with mind altering drugs to mess with their memories.

[Salamander]