[Rodamala]

I learned a long time ago to wash my hands BEFORE using the lavatory and also not to shit and piss on my hands. Your mileage may vary.

Oh, and I don't eat donuts.

[driftdiver]

Well aren’t you special.

You’re also disgusting.

[UCANSEE2]

I learned a long time ago to wash my hands BEFORE using the lavatory and also not to shit and piss on my hands. Your mileage may vary.

All good sounding precautions.

HOWEVER, I might remind you that when you FART, you expel FINE PARTICLES OF FECES into the air around you. If this were not true, then you could not SMELL A FART.

BUT YOU CAN, and every time you smell someone else's FART, you have inhaled particles of FECES.