Ass______t weapon is not in my vocabulary. Don’t let the left dictate language.
Sarcasm against those who blather that expression can be easy, if you define what the words mean, properly making a mockery out of it.
“It means a rifle with that thingy on the end that can hold a bayonet, because bayonets are like knives, and knives can kill people.”
“It means a rifle with a barrel cover (shroud), because barrels get hot, and if your barrel is hot, you can’t grab it and swing it like a club, which could kill a person if you hit them with it.”
“It means a rifle with a pistol grip on it, because if you try to fire a rifle like you would fire a pistol, you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn and you might kill a cow or something.”