Posted on 08/20/2014 6:26:37 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
In its latest personal attack on a prominent official from a rival country, North Korea on Wednesday called U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry a wolf with a "hideous lantern jaw."
North Korea has unleashed a slew of crude insults against leaders in Washington and Seoul this year, calling President Barack Obama a monkey and South Korean President Park Geun-hye a prostitute.
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And the problem with that is?
The idiot is fugly, and his outside and inside fuglinesses fight for superiority.
Oh, he served in Vietnam (for a minute or two) by the way.
Let’s start with...
Obvious: ‘scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorological: everybody take cover, she’s going to blow!
Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming.
Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us.
Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late!
Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear!
Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: you know, it’s not the size of a nose that’s important, it’s what’s IN IT that matters.
Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it’s goodbye, Seattle!
Commercial: hi, I’m Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody. He’s got...
Everyone: [singing] The whole world in his nose!
Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
Obscure: whoa! I’d hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it.
Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!
Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!
Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn’t He?
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?
Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.
Dirty: your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?
Big deal. We call him “Lurch”
North Korea gets it right occasionally. haha
LOL!!!
Hey, North Korea, you should see him when his face isn’t inflated with Botox. He looks like a scrotum with sunken eyes and a provincial nose.
lantern Jaw ? - LOL
They can’t insult our SOS like that. Only we can insult our SOS like that.
Much funnier than the North Korean’s comment. They do not understand humor.
Kerry sputters angrily: “OH YEAH? Well you...you...YOU MAKE ME STINK!!!!”
“Wolf,” is a little demeaning to wolves. More like a poodle with a lantern jaw.
Kerry: “I know you are but what am I.”
If they had added “traitor” to the description, I would agree.
They just have Lurchaphobia.
LOL Lurch!
Oh...classic nose jokes.
Besides--in contrast to my opinion--he considers himself, I'm sure, to be movie-star gorgeous. How could anyone so narcissistic not?
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