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I thought this would be some lighthearted fun after all the depressing stuff I've posted.
1 posted on 08/19/2014 10:38:14 PM PDT by CorporateStepsister
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To: CorporateStepsister

.....now that’s what I call “hard liquor”!


2 posted on 08/19/2014 10:51:30 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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No doubt produced at the Dong Hi distillery.


3 posted on 08/19/2014 10:51:47 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Conservatism is the political disposition of grown-ups.)
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To: CorporateStepsister; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.


4 posted on 08/19/2014 10:53:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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To: CorporateStepsister
"The businessman, known only as Mr Huang"

As they say, sometimes things just write themselves......

7 posted on 08/19/2014 11:00:12 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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After pitching tents outside his home, soldiers and cadre lieutenant comrade Leader Sum Ting Wong of the People’s Liberation Army & Navy firmly planted themselves at the door of the capitalist hyena’s home and, feeling himself flagging, Wong chugged a bottle of ‘Rise Ghost’ spirits, whereupon he cried, “Atten-hut!” and after a few more cheap boner jokes, having gained entry and then leaving rapidly, several times, fell to the floor completely spent.


8 posted on 08/19/2014 11:03:24 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: CorporateStepsister

A good, stiff shot of hard liquor, sure to get your spirits up.


9 posted on 08/19/2014 11:20:46 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: CorporateStepsister

There’s a line somewhere in Macbeth that talks of strong drink being an equivocator, “makes him stand to, and not stand to”. Maybe the Chinese were hoping to solve this problem


11 posted on 08/19/2014 11:29:52 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: CorporateStepsister

>>> “I thought this would be some lighthearted fun after all the depressing stuff I’ve posted.”

Why, yes.

Uplifting, even.


18 posted on 08/20/2014 2:49:05 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: CorporateStepsister

Guinness STOUT!


20 posted on 08/20/2014 4:31:04 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Kerry, as Obama's plenipotentiary, is a paradox - the physical presence of a geopolitical absence")
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To: CorporateStepsister; GQuagmire

In bed by 8:00

Asleep by 11:00


21 posted on 08/20/2014 5:32:57 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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Chinese Spanish Fly for Men?

Who ordered the stiff drink?


24 posted on 08/20/2014 6:21:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
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30 posted on 08/21/2014 1:06:29 PM PDT by dfwgator
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