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To: 2ndDivisionVet; Slings and Arrows; Salamander

No. I think I’m scared enough.

That’s why I plan to immediately cut myself off from society and virtually all human contact and live on Walden Pond and kill deer and fish and eat Juniper berries and wild honey.

See you guys in about 10 - 15 years.

Or the Rapture.


5 posted on 08/16/2014 1:47:08 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi; Salamander; 2ndDivisionVet

7 posted on 08/16/2014 1:57:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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To: shibumi

You are a funny person Shibumi. We need more of this type of dark, but common sense humor, with a touch brainstorming hope of trying to solve the problem. I was thinking the same thing only even so far as to have a snorkel for venting and “purifying?” The air hundreds of feet in the air and living like Bubble boy. There’s not a dang thing we can do to avoid this one. My sister just got back from a missionary trip to Swaziland and although it’s on the east coast. She came down SICK (poor Kellsiwells) with “something” and “they” don’t even know what the cause of it is yet, but hey! they let her in anyway! (And being ex Intel; I know my country cares for each and everyone of us and that they would NEVER keep any important knowledge from us that could possibly help save ourselves or others....mmmmm) I’m going to give her a huge bear hug. Maybe go back there to Swaziland myself and help them build something or teach. Life is too short any more to worry about the ramping up of plagues, knowledge increasing, signs & wonders in the heavens and on Earth, nations rising against nation, kingdoms rising against kingdom, men being lovers of themselves rather than lovers of God. You know the lists of signs of the End Times? The only one, well 2 I can think of not yet fulfilled is the 3rd Jewish Temple being rebuilt and the other “men’s hearts failing them in perplexity at the roaring of the oceans and its waves”? Whatever that means...It will be interesting though to witness the world panic when this thing takes off. Heck, it’s amazing it’s been so quiet this long since I last heard of it’s existence 20? something years ago. (Not that I wish EBOLA on anyone but...tongue sliding off of itself?...yuk) I just hope everyone has been working out their own salvation with fear and trembling like we were told to do. It would just infuriate the hell out of a Muslim who when he goes to chop off my head for not denying the Lord, and he goes to hold up my head my tongue slides out and the smile on my face melts into a gelatinous bloody mess all over himself. (Lol) “ Hey, Haadji,hatmohead or mohomeathead or whatever ever you call yourself...getsomonia? Ahhhh allah might be displeased at your “sloppy” workmanship. Actually he can’t hear a damp thing you poor misguided soul”


20 posted on 08/16/2014 5:07:34 AM PDT by Rainwave (" No moral education means social regression" - Rush L.)
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To: shibumi

>> live on Walden Pond

It’s gonna be crowded — hope you already reserved your campsite. Catch and release only. And it’s Mass — don’t even THINK about shooting anything. You’ll have to chase down your deer on foot and strangle it.

:-)


21 posted on 08/16/2014 5:10:35 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: shibumi

“That’s why I plan to immediately cut myself off from society and virtually all human contact and live on Walden Pond and kill deer and fish and eat Juniper berries and wild honey.”


Walden Pond ain’t what it used to be. :-)

It would be tough avoiding humans there.

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47 posted on 08/16/2014 10:13:46 AM PDT by Mears
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