25-Year-Old Planning to Marry Charles Manson Says “It’s What I Was Born For”

WTKR ^ | AUGUST 10, 2014 | MATT KNIGHT

[windsorknot]

Wow! She’s a real catch....like gonorrhea or chlamydia.

[Slings and Arrows]

> Okay he’s the Maid of Honor so who’s the best man?

Rosie O’Donnell

[Morgana]

"Rosie O’Donnell" I knew you'd say that!!!!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

It was a moral imperative.

[Morgana]

I don’t even want to imagine who the preacher, brides maids and groomsmen will be.

[Morgana]

and while we are at it.....Flower girl and ring bearer.

[Billthedrill]

I’m thinking of sending flowers, or perhaps a nice gift certificate. I understand the happy couple are registered at the local mortuary supply house.

[Morgana]

"I’m thinking of sending flowers......" By all means get your flowers from Morticia's Flower Shop!

[Clintonfatigued]

Manson’s bag of tricks still works after all these years. He is responsible for the deaths of at least 9 people and probably many more, yet he never personally killed anybody. People still can’t figure out how he does it.

[nickcarraway]

yet he never personally killed anybody

Are you ever sure about that? I read that he very much did kill a few people with his own hands.

[RichInOC]

Charlie meets Overly Attached Girlfriend. Comedy ensues.

[GOPJ]

I’ll bet Manson believes in global warming too...

[dixiechick2000]

You need to start by doubling the size of that clock, and work from there.

Seriously, Manson was able to entrance quite a few people, not just women. They were all lacking something

Too, they were all NUTZ!

[Impy]

I would be surprised if he’s never personally killed.

Some people, weak minded fools, those are slightly (or significantly) touched in head, find anyone with charisma telling something they want to hear, and they’ll do whatever they say. Look at how Clinton gets women into bed (or broom closets/bathrooms/utility sheds).

And every famous man has a bunch of nutty broads that would love to be his groupies. Every single one. I guarantee you could find girls that want to do Kim Jong-Un.

[Slings and Arrows]

You need to start by doubling the size of that clock, and work from there.

Seriously, Manson was able to entrance quite a few people, not just women. They were all lacking something