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551-Pound Man Wanted House Arrest Sentence Reduced For Being Too Heavy To Leave Home
CBS Tampa ^
| July 23, 2014
Posted on 07/23/2014 4:38:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:39:36 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Conservatism is the political disposition of grown-ups.)
To: nickcarraway
he should give Richard Simmons a call.
To: nickcarraway
He has moth days? Seems like he would more likely have hippo days.
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:42:54 PM PDT
by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: Jeff Chandler
If he can’t leave his house anyway, why does he care about the house arrest?
To: nickcarraway
No photos of the ‘trapped victim?’. Let me guess. At 551lbs, Mr. Goodman would not fit into the camera frames unless the photographer were to back up so much that they were outside of the house. Involving the subject in activities ‘outside the house’ would of course violate his probation, right?
To: C210N
On “moth days” he gets so hungry, he eats the clothes in his closet.
To: nickcarraway
The judge was also worried about Goodman being exposed to unlimited prison food. Wait... what?
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:46:32 PM PDT
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Steely Tom
(How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
To: nickcarraway
Obtained through google images.
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:48:02 PM PDT
by
WilliamofCarmichael
(If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
To: nickcarraway
Turnabout is fair play!
He’s so big he’s arrested the house!
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:48:24 PM PDT
by
relictele
(Principiis obsta & Finem respice - Resist The Beginnings & Consider The Ends)
To: nickcarraway
That is EXACTLY what I was wondering as well!
To: Steely Tom
This sounds like a job for the Moooshh. She’ll get him on a healthy diet and in no time he’ll be able to sit on the toilet rather than using the tub.
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:52:23 PM PDT
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shadeaud
(Be strong when you are weak.)
To: WilliamofCarmichael
Modeling the `Governor Christie’ line of mens’ formal clothing, by Omar the Tentmaker.
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:56:00 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Steely Tom
This sounds like a job for the Moooshh. She’ll get him on a healthy diet and in no time he’ll be able to sit on the toilet rather than using the tub.
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:56:11 PM PDT
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shadeaud
(Be strong when you are weak.)
To: nickcarraway
“Goodman has only left his home three times since his sentencing; which was for his visits to the hospital, religions ceremonies, and his wedding.”
Wait, so that 70-year-old, pill-pushing, 551-pound tub of lard found a woman who would marry him?
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:58:39 PM PDT
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AuH2ORepublican
(If a politician won't protect innocent babies, what makes you think that he'll defend your rights?)
To: shadeaud
Bread and water would be cruel and unusual.
Brussels sprouts and kale would be healthier fare for the perp.
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posted on
07/23/2014 4:59:29 PM PDT
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Zuse
(I am disrupted! I am offended! I am insulted! I am outraged!)
To: WilliamofCarmichael
you know it's coming...
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posted on
07/23/2014 5:12:43 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: Cruz_West_Paul2016
That fat ass Richard Simmons should give HIM a call.
To: nickcarraway
My Solomonic solution: cut him into two or three manageable pieces.
To: AuH2ORepublican
Wait, so that 70-year-old, pill-pushing, 551-pound tub of lard found a woman who would marry him?
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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posted on
07/23/2014 5:17:43 PM PDT
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Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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