I’m not sure all the ways the commies did a purge but this whole poll deal sounds like it might work. Just call around taking an inocuous poll, find out where the stupid people are, then go get them. Or at least save their phone numbers for later? Guess you wouldn’t have to go get them. Just call back later and tell them their Obamaphone or their Obamastashcash is ready to pick up? Maybe give them the address of a landfill?
I like your thinking....you are hired!