Posted on 07/16/2014 7:46:35 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
If we are going to make stupid lists, how about the five most dangerous races, ethnicities, and religions since 2000.
1. Fat kids
2. Skinny kids
3. Kids who climb on rocks
4. Tough kids
5. Sissy kids
6. Even kids with chicken pox
Top five deadliest fingers
Index
Thumb
Middle
That one that doesn't seem to have a name.
Pinky
The 5 Most Dangerous Stooges:
Moe
Curly
Larry
Shemp
Jay Carney
The 5 Most Dangerous Marx Brothers:
Groucho
Chico
Harpo
Zeppo
Karl
Five Most Dangerous Rock Bands
Rick Derringer
L.A. Guns
Guns 'n Roses
Shotgun Messiah
The Beatles during the recording of "Revolver"
Top 5 whole numbers between zero and 5
1
2
3
4
5
The Five Most disgusting Rags Toilet Paper
Kleenex
Feminine napkins
Baby wipes
The Rolling Stone
The comments are killin’ me!
Five most...??
1. wet
2. lad
3. sbd
4. popcorn
5. walking
Independent journalists.
MSM journalists.
Entertainment journalists.
Journalists who type.
Journalists who write in cursive.
The five most dangerous road surfaces. They kill over 30k people annually.
1. Ice Covered
2. Snow Covered
3. Wet
4. Dry
5. Unpaved
Guilty beyond hope of rehabilitation. Execute her immediately!
Scariest looking guns:
1. Black guns
2. Brown guns
3. Pink guns
4. Plaid guns
This was no 60s hippie that wrote this. It was a young liberal woman. She wasn’t poisoned by the hippie culture; it was Clinton and Obama, academia, Democrats and the media.
SAT Question:
“Gun” is to “dangerous” as
A. “Knife” is to “sharp”
B. “Amusement park ride” is to “thrilling”
C. “Haunted house” is to “spooky”
D. All of the above.
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