[Hot Tabasco]

But however much you think your cat loves you, it will still eat you when you’re dead if no one discovers it until after the mortgage is well overdue.

Not YOUR problem..........

[Telepathic Intruder]

I suppose it’s hard to understand, from our point of view, the difficulty cats have with opening the top shelf for the bag of cat food and pouring it neatly into the cat bowl.