[Mount Athos]

I always try hard to bring you the most important stories of the day.
Here is a pic of the mascot for "poo2Loo".

[nomad]

What about My. Hanky, he doesn`t get the job?

[a fool in paradise]

Mr. Poo has hands. WHO wants to shake hands with Mr. Poo?

Really now!???

Um, sorry I asked.

[Count of Monte Fisto]

Third world people have Third world ways and Third world problems. Forcing them onto First world nations is an act of war.

[nomad]

Talk about outsourcing to India http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s01e10-mr-hankey-the-christmas-poo

[PGR88]

[a fool in paradise]

[The Sons of Liberty]

Sharpton would call me racist, but I'd swear it has a strong resemblance to our "Dear Leader" POS.

[ZULU]

I think this was in South Park.

[LostInBayport]

I know this isn't a caption thread, but I couldn't resist.



Poo: "Hi. I'm Obamacare. Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you."

Guy: "I'll pay the fine!"

[TurboZamboni]

somebody send al franken there in his diaper.

finally a job worth his stature.

[doorgunner69]

Guess I cross off India as a prospective vacation spot because of all the sh!tters.

Geez, Mexico is not that bad, and it is definitely a turd world country. Thought India was supposed to be somewhat advanced.

[Second Amendment First]

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I saw a film about this on Al Gore’s TV channel several years back. I often wondered, how hard is it to dig a simple slit trench, and cover up after! Is digging there out of style?

[goldi]

Thank you ever so much.

[Beagle8U]

If crapping all over the street isn’t bad enough, they also dump dead bodies in the river where they bathe!

[Resolute Conservative]

I quickly quit a job once because they wanted my to travel to India two times a year for a week or more a trip. When they told me I had a new job 3 weeks later.

Even Pinter’s parents said it was a dreadful place.

[driftdiver]

But the dead bodies floating in the river are ok? They throw their dead and defecate in the same river, at the same place they bathe and brush their teeth.

I guess the plus side is the disease helps keep the population down.

[sauron]

I have absolutely no doubt about the numbers.

I once stumbled across a Chinese student’s blog on the web. He posted dozens of photos of his visit in India.

Now, I realize that China still isn’t the most developed nation on earth, but what took me aback was this guy’s surprise and outrage over the bad public hygiene—he spoke as a Westerner, from a position of Western standards. He was *really* outraged and surprised this happened.

He was astonished that the “sacred” Ganges had piles of human defecation covering the riverbanks, the degree of public nudity during the act, and photos showed bodies (BODIES!) floating down the (sacred?) Ganges. Yeah, bodies.

Nobody bothered to retrieve them, let alone notice them.

And the photos of the “piles” were astonishing. It showed India as a helluva backward country, and it was SHAMEFUL. Even our medieval...no, DARK AGE ancestors didn’t live like this. And India can launch satellites...can you believe it?

I may scrounge up the link.

Sauron, lately, of Mordor (where we dig slit trenches, at the very least).

This Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Morder Visitors Bureau. Come visit Mordor. Bring the family!

[WayneS]

That is hilarious. I need to rent one of those costumes for Earth day.

[WayneS]

Mr. Poo uses the loo,
Do you?