No one (let me repeat that) NO ONE wants to see ANY city or part of our country attacked. It was a joke!
The fact that you took it so personally is perplexing.
Oh! Right! My wife getting horribly burned and radiated or vaporized.... AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAH (deep breath) HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA haha hahahaha haha ha... You're right! That IS funny!
I live a half hour outside of Minneapolis. If it got nuked, I'd put my lead-lined pinstripe suit on and grab a bag of marshmallows...