City Of Bremen Calls For A Green Police – To Enter Private Homes And Eliminate Electric Heaters

NoTricksZone ^ | 21. März 2014 | P Gosselin

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

*** how many dung chips they can put on their cook fires***

Scene from BECKET:

King Henry gets wet in a rain storm and seeks shelter in a hovel.

Henry: GIVE ME FIRE AND WARMTH!
Becket: You will find no fire her sire.
Henry: And why is that!
Becket: Every family is allowed two measures of wood a year. One stick more and they are hanged.
Henry: MY edict?
Becket: Your edict sire.

[thackney]

So instead of using a smaller heater to only heat the occupied space desired, they want you to use MORE energy to heat the whole building????

[Kartographer]

Maybe in the interest of International Relations our DHS can lend them a few of these to use when they make thier Electric Heater raids.

[C210N]

After you murder your children on their order.

Or, do as the British do... murder them before being born, and then use them for fuel.

[Sideshow Bob]

I'll repost with a better description. Hilarious and safe for family viewing.

Audi Green Police 2010 Super Bowl Ad

Cheap Trick actually went into the studio to rescore Dream Police for the commercial.

[CurlyDave]

I found a fairly handy to heating a small room without having to use a heater. It actually makes a small room fairly comfortable for hours at a time and there’s nothing the greens can do, because they can’t detect it.

1. You will come to regret doing this the next time you paint the room. Frequent candle use leaves a film of wax on everything, which prevents new paint from adhering to the old paint.

2. The $ per Watt-hour from candles are much more expensive than from electricity.

3. Ask any fire inspector -- the number of residential fires from candles is much higher than the number from electricity, even though all homes have electricity and only some have candles.

[BitWielder1]

If I pay for my electricity then why is it a problem.
If I heat only selected parts of my house, that saves energy, right?

If they don't let you use a heater, then just buy an old computer, turn it on and let it sit there and idle.

[factoryrat]

Enviromentalism is just another face of the eugenics crowd. It has nothing to do with conservation, and everything to do with stalin-esque capitulation through starvation.

[vette6387]

I think you must be thinking of New Braunfels down near
San Antonio.

[Mastador1]

Those little heaters save us over a thousand a year by using LESS energy you liberal Bremen jacka$$es

My Mother lives in "Seisure World", Seal Beach, Ca., the homes are all electric. Having been built in the early sixties the have that oh so efficient(not) radiant heat coils in the ceilings. If it wasn't for her two small oil filled electric heaters she would either burn through her modest Social Security stipend or figgin freeze to death!

[cloudmountain]

NEW BREMEN, TEXAS. New Bremen, on Farm Road 626 five miles southwest of Karnes City in Karnes County, was a farming community settled around 1900 by people largely of German descent.
It had two different schools, in which prior to World War I some of the instruction was in German. Nearby Germania Hall provided a place for dances and other social functions.

During the 1940s New Bremen had two schools, a business, and a number of scattered dwellings. Only a cemetery and the shell of its last school remained in 1990.

A cemetery and shell, how appropriate.
I have an OLD friend who lives near there and we DID visit it. I can't remember, she MIGHT have had a distant relative buried there. Since there were many Germans there, it would PROBABLY be her husband's distant relatives.

Ah me, the memory.
Of course, I COULD call her on the phone right this minute and ASK her. She would know.

But that would be WAY too easy, wouldn't it? :o)

[cloudmountain]

Maybe in the interest of International Relations our DHS can lend them a few of these to use when they make thier Electric Heater raids.

LOVE that vehicle. I would LOVE one for the traffic!

Hey, I just remembered, I'm retired and don't drive in "the traffic" any more. Huzzah, huzzah!!!

[COBOL2Java]

If the Democrats win another national election, you will need a Federal license from the EPA just to own an internal combustion engine.

And if post turtle Mitch and the GOPe win the Senate, it'll be the same thing.

[elcid1970]

An American steps outside his front door & sees that his neighbor has a brand new Mercedes. He thinks, “Wow! Someday I’m going to have a car just like that one!”

A German steps outside his house & sees the same luxury car. He grouses, “What gives him the right to drive such an expensive car?”

[Organic Panic]

You can pry my schnitzel from my cold dead hands!!!

[thackney]

NEW BREMEN, TX
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