Joe Biden wants to nominate Obama for sainthood

Sun Times ^ | 03/21/2014 | Chad Merda

[Responsibility2nd]

Joe Biden must plan on living a long time, and be prepared on participating in a long, drawn-out process. That's because he wants to recommend President Barack Obama for sainthood.

He made the comments while speaking at a conference of community health centers in New York, The Hill reports.

Biden says he should be put on the same pedestal as Mother Theresa and Pope John Paul II for his patience he displayed during all of the technical difficulties HealthCare.gov has experienced.

"We didn't help you much at the front end here, man," Biden said.

For Biden to follow through on helping earning Obama saint status a few things are going to happen:

1. Obama's going to have to die before 71-year-old Biden, since only dead folks can earn that status.
2. Prove that Obama performed at least one miracle.

Which miracles will be the winner? Getting Osama bin Laden? Actually getting people to sign up through HealthCare.gov?

[Responsibility2nd]

I, I...

speechless.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I’d like to cannonize him.

[Halgr]

My Gawd, and he’s a heart beat away from the .....

[Bullish]

They also may have a little problem proving Obama is a Christian which is a prerequisite.... Just sayin’

[punknpuss]

Funny how everyone is lionizing him after he wasn’t picked as one of the top 50 leaders in the world. This *rap is all scripted.

[ansel12]

Biden is a catholic in good standing and one of the miracles among many of Obama's, is that watching the Selma march of 1965 on TV, led Obama's parents to marry and his being born, in 1961.

There are many others, for instance Obama can levitate.

[Izzy Dunne]

But you did, though, just like me.

[ansel12]

I used to be an artilleryman, I’m not sure of your intentions there.

[elpadre]

Interesting - but in the land of anguish, fire, tempest and torment they are not called “saints,” but “minions of the devil.”

[Lizavetta]

I’d like to nominate both of them for dolthood.

[alloysteel]

Well, since it is no longer necessary to be an American citizen to be the Occupant of the Oval Orifice (BHO as Barry Soetero was enrolled as an Indonesian student as an undergraduate in college), what is this hang-up about saints having to be CHRISTIAN?

Next people will be saying the Pope has to be Catholic.

[bert]

must he be dead to be a saint?

[liberalh8ter]

The most religiously hostile administration's Vice President......wants to nominate the architect of religious hostility for Sainthood. Un-freakin-believable.

[jetson]

Joe, yo got to switch to a cleaner brand of booze.

[Responsibility2nd]

Wouldn't sainthood be a demotion?

After all, he is the Obamessiah.

[Tupelo]

Going back to rule NUMBER ONE;
I am all far it.

or for just cannonading him. Napoleon at 10 feet maybe

[Tupelo]

All FOR it,
Sheesh.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I used to be an artilleryman, I’m not sure of your intentions there.

Let's put it this way: they have nothing to do with Catholicism!