ENJOY GETTING THIS SHAFT A LITTLE TOO MUCH...
Posted on 03/13/2014 3:56:08 PM PDT by Aqua Buddhist
you ASK for it... you GOT it... ZOT!!!
Good riddance to ‘im!
“Numerous studies have confirmed that gay parents are just as capable as heterosexual ones.”
No they don’t.
I don’t understand how the average homosexual is obsessed with looking proper, looking clean, well groomed and yet enjoys getting human waste all over his private areas.
At least you are consistent, and persistent with your message for us to accept gay marriage.
Whether they know it or not - homosexuals are Satanists.
Oh! Oops. I read that too fast. Yes, indeed. He definitely has a much better acquaintance with lightning at this point.
But I still don’t think he is enlightened at all.
Matthew 7:21-23 New International Version (NIV)
21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’
Zot ‘em until they glow.
Good morning, dear lady. Hope you’re well!
Agreed. Good morning!
Oh, I see the trash has been taken out.
Smells better in here already.
LOL! He’s definitely glowing.
Thank you, dear man. I am fine and hope the same for you.
Yes, this retread has been stinking up the place for several years now, using one name or another and pushing sodomy.
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I completely missed this one! Very entertaining reading through the thread...this one was definitely begging for the ZOT. (The ZOT forms are BOTH hilarious, too ;)
Thanks for da ping.
Most appropriate for this zottee, Col.
It’s gross anyhow they look. Just boggles the mind of this
thoroughly heterosexual woman.
G’mornin’ to you, too! :)
I’m glad we agree. That’s a good way to be!
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