[redfreedom]

“The perfidious little green bastards couldn’t stand the sound of Slim Whitman’s wholesome crooning.”

I was thinking the same identical thing, even humming Cattle Call in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjGRlKPgppw

This would surely drive the little A-holes out, but keep me their for dessert.

[The_Media_never_lie]

“The perfidious little green bastards couldn’t stand the sound of Slim Whitman’s wholesome crooning.”

Would maybe listen to rap music. Yodeling should be forever banned.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Get a copy of the speeches BO gave the Queen of England on an ipod.

That would do it for me everytime.