Man with tequila bottle found face down in shipment of red chile

ABC ^ | 9/6/13 | Staff Report

[Darksheare]

We haven’t had an official piper since sionnsar was called away from us.

[Slings and Arrows]

I wanted to learn pipes, but my hands are too small. I make up for by playing “Scotland the Brave” (badly) on any instrument I can get my hands on.

[Darksheare]

I’m told that “music dies when you attempt it.”
I’m musically hopeless.

[Rebelbase]

I just noticed the title spells it C H I L E, which is the country, It’s supposed to be Chili...right? Or would that spelling infer a bowl of red?

[Darksheare]

All of the above works for me!
But judging from the images, it indeed is supposed to be chili as in the peppers.

[Slings and Arrows]

Chile is the pepper. Take it from an expatriate New Mexican.

[Slings and Arrows]

So you’re a drummer? ;^)

[Pajamajan]

I hate it when that happens.

[Darksheare]

Possibly.
Pagan skins or pagan’s skin, I could never tell the difference except for the complaints from one of them.

[Rebelbase]

Thanks for the clarification. My Spanish isn’t that great, I mostly have gender issues.

[Uncle Chip]

They’re generally part of the main dish but I guess you could have your chiles on the side :)

[Salamander]

“One tequila,
Two tequila,
Three tequila,
Floor.”

Ahhhh!

I [don’t] remember 1980!

[Slings and Arrows]

“Hey baby, want to worship my horned god?”

[Slings and Arrows]

I mostly have gender issues.

They're very fashionable these days.

[Slings and Arrows]

In New Mexican restaurants it’s always Christmas. (If you get that, you’re a New Mexican.)

[Darksheare]

Misread that as “horned dog” and had beelzepug the dog of darkness come to mind.

[Slings and Arrows]

Dude, courtesy ping!

[Darksheare]

Beelzepug the dog of darkness exists?!
Gee, thanks for the warning!

[SeminoleCounty]

I like to know why we are receiving chiles from Mexico when we have the world’s largest chiles farms not too far away along the Rio Grande near Las Cruces, NM?

I guess NAFTA loving Free Trader Communists want more ways to sneak in Illegal Aliens....

[Rebelbase]

Aye Carumbo!