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Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
mirror.co.uk ^ | August 16, 2013 | mirror.co.uk

Posted on 08/16/2013 8:10:58 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey

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To: NonValueAdded

Thanks for the chuckle.


41 posted on 08/16/2013 11:53:46 AM PDT by pluvmantelo (A Greenie is one distraught knowing that somewhere, someone is living above subsistence level.)
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To: BCW

And yet another goofy Lady Gaga outfit...


42 posted on 08/16/2013 12:24:51 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: MeshugeMikey; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Be vigilant!


43 posted on 08/16/2013 9:05:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: MeshugeMikey; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
LOOK OUT!


44 posted on 08/16/2013 9:09:18 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: MeshugeMikey; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
How does one get a job with the TSA?!


45 posted on 08/16/2013 9:10:33 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: MeshugeMikey; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
The exploding ones are easy to spot, they have to include soime kind of cranking device!


46 posted on 08/16/2013 9:12:11 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

47 posted on 08/16/2013 9:15:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Evidently they flash!


48 posted on 08/16/2013 9:19:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Evidently they flash!


49 posted on 08/16/2013 9:20:57 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Russia had radioactive hookers once.
They were body packers, they had smuggled some radioactive material in the obvious cargo cavity.
Not too much of a buzz about it at the time.
Between live animals, traveling pervs, and other stuff you wonder where the tsa is going to find the time to oggle breasts.

There was rumor of a “find” of a five pound semtex “tampon” awhile back.
Probably just rumor.


50 posted on 08/16/2013 9:22:02 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Wow. FR has really fallen.

50 posts and no one has said "Booby Trap"!

51 posted on 08/16/2013 9:32:21 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: null and void

The thought DID cross my mind.
But the tune “The Parent Trap” played in my head with that thought and I stopped the train of thought there, then jumped overboard.


52 posted on 08/16/2013 9:36:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Between live animals, traveling pervs, and other stuff you wonder where the tsa is going to find the time to oggle breasts.

They may have to cut back on valuable pilfering time.

53 posted on 08/16/2013 9:38:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And lose that lucrative looting?
Never!


54 posted on 08/16/2013 9:40:50 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

My bad - I should’ve included a /sarc tag.


55 posted on 08/16/2013 9:41:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
English expression 'hot chicks' has just acquired a new meaning!


56 posted on 08/16/2013 9:45:53 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I knew it was sarc, i was adding to it with the obvious.
Redouble the looting, and increase the gropings during the looting.


57 posted on 08/16/2013 9:47:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Revolting cat!

Yum.
Pop Eyes popcorn chicken...


58 posted on 08/16/2013 9:48:14 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Of course - like they’d actually cut back on looting.


59 posted on 08/16/2013 9:49:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, they are no longer going to offer a smoke after their “too intimate” body massage sessions.
That they will cut back on.


60 posted on 08/16/2013 10:00:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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