I love V8. I blend it with Bloody Mary mix.
I’m at the office apt and heard a slam bam slam...went to the balcony to see an Iraqi 17 yr old ....now get this.....with a nerf pistol and tryin to pry a glass slidin door of the neighbor below me
I grabbed the Louisville slugger and said.....howdy
the jackwagon drew down on me w/ the nerf gun and said..bang bang
I showed him the bat...he dropped the nerf gun and ax’d me if I had a joint
the police came and took him away
the kid was fried out his mind wearin a wind breaker and it’s racin to 100 degrees here