I’m at the office apt and heard a slam bam slam...went to the balcony to see an Iraqi 17 yr old ....now get this.....with a nerf pistol and tryin to pry a glass slidin door of the neighbor below me
I grabbed the Louisville slugger and said.....howdy
the jackwagon drew down on me w/ the nerf gun and said..bang bang
I showed him the bat...he dropped the nerf gun and ax’d me if I had a joint
the police came and took him away
the kid was fried out his mind wearin a wind breaker and it’s racin to 100 degrees here
oh and it cost me a pan...was boilin eggs and well fried the pan..............and the eggs
Wow, ad guy, an exciting morning where you are! Did you know the kid? How did you know he was Iraqi?
How’d the police come so fast?