Skip to comments.Memo to the South: Go Ahead, Secede Already!
Posted on 04/30/2013 7:00:36 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Lets face iton nearly every important issue, from gun control to immigration to gay marriage, red states are holding America back. Lee Siegel on why the South should get the hell out of the union.
Lets not be fooled by all the bipartisan rhetoric that has been streaming out of the GOP since Romneys self-destruction. Hundreds of thousands of petitioners in a handful of red states still want to secede? Well, dont let the door hit you on the way out.
A solid block of Southern states continues to refuse to expand Medicaid, thus squashing one of the linchpins of the presidents health-care reform. The South will likely be the last and most stubborn battleground in the fight for gay marriage. Gun control? The more the two sides seem to get cozier with each other, the faster gun-control legislation gets watered downand more and more red states are passing laws making it legal to carry a concealed weapon. As for immigration, the red states seem to be relaxing their anti-immigrant fervor, but nothing approaching new legislation is even on the horizon.
The sad truth is that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness can only be achieved at this point if the nation is split in half. Far from being fanciful or fanatical, the proponents of secession have a stronger grasp of political reality than just about anyone else. In fact, there are serious reasons why the North itself should take the lead in a secessionist movement.
Just think what America would look like without its mostly Southern states. (We could retain America: they could call themselves Smith & Wesson or Coca-Cola or something like that.) Universal health care. No guns. Strong unions. A humane minimum wage....
(Excerpt) Read more at thedailybeast.com ...
Make the ‘58 Chevy the official vehicle???? Does this guy know how many car manufacturers are in the South? Is he aware that his precious, yuppie mobile the BMW has a plant in Greer, SC? Or that Porsche is building their US headquarters in Hapeville, Ga? Is he aware that the Red States have most of the natural resources and farms that fuel and feed America?
I would love it if the South seceded. That’s what that Russian economist has predicted. It’d be nice to see how fast the Northeast and West Coast would fall apart.
No, but I did laugh. Does that count? :-)
Isn’t this just a rehash of Michael Moore’s “Jesusland” drivel?
More important, I’d like to see the red counties able to secede. I.e., the agricultural counties of CA, the farming counties of NY and PA. It is only the cities/urban areas of ‘blue states’ that are liberal and Dem. So let them survive on their own devices, their own productivity. See how long they last without the fruits of ‘flyover’ country’s labors.
Hmm....lemme take a crack at that.
How 'bout Amerigua? The libs love illegals and want everyone to speak Spanish, so might as well give it that twist.
Or how 'bout Ameriqa? Has a bit of an Arabic feel, don't ya think? Oughta make the muzzies feel more at home, I'd think.
Then there's the ever popular Amerika for the hard core Marxist utopians.
And since California lefties will probably rapidly pollute what's left of the place, why not call it AmeriCa?
I agree, we should leave.
This federation has been at war with each-other for 150 years and if Washington doesn’t even want to pretend to be a limited government than there is no way we can ever have peace short of separation.
It’s time to move out and make our own house, I’m sure we will be Great neighbors, were just not good roommates.
Simple: the police would use drones and hellfire missiles -- it's a-ok so long as there are no guns.
Hey, hey, hey! Hands off our sacred lands of Texas!
You know that's not the way we do things here. No - first we secede, then we give all the libs a reasonable 72 hours to vacate to blues states.
The blue states have already covertly seceded from America. What's keepin' ya?
Sounds like a plan to me!
Let the North rot in socialist mediocrity by itself. - - why continue to drag down the South?
One major upside is that most of the South’s parasites and moochers - - AKA, the Democrat party “base” - - would be attracted to the “free stuff” up North. The North would therefore gain the Democrat voters they crave and the South would get rid of them. Win-win!
“Deranged, leftist drivel on parade for the whole world to see.”
At least he’s got the right conclusion in his head. We would be far happier and better off separate. We are after all in our hearts two different nations with very different ideas about how to live our lives and govern ourselves.
Why not simply agree to disagree?
Why should we continue to bash each-others heads in time and time again over every issue which Washington insist upon shoving down our throats?
There is of course a better option of more federalism but in 200 years the north has never been able to respect that. So why continue to kick a dead horse?
If that poster spent a few years living in Los Angeles, they'd come back and kiss the ground of DFW.
Yeah, we got our share of libs around, but we're still in the majority here. Of course, we get out-voted in the heart of Dallas County, but such is life in all mega cities. The surrounding areas are solidly red.
“They can keep what they consider high art.”
The real question is why do we southerns care? Give me your productive and fruitful yearning to breath free!
From the next paragraph...
Risk of cognitive impairment was 18 percent higher in residents of the Stroke Belt than in those living in non-Belt states after adjusting for the influences of age, sex, race, and education level.
Whoo boy, that is some thin ice Mr. Lee!
I thought we are all identical under the no-longer-noticed skin color, Mr. Lee.
And did you bother to offer the methodology for the study? No?
There is a good reason for that...
Research presented at medical meetings should be considered preliminary until it is published in a peer-reviewed medical journal.
Quoting un-reviewed material Mr. Lee? Tisk, tisk.
But this part is my absolute favorite from the entire shtick.
Interestingly, though the South is home to the major tobacco companies and to carcinogenic Coca-Cola, the highest incidence of many types of cancer happens to be in the North. Which just proves that the stress of living alongside the Confederacy is now seriously affecting our health.
So YOUR high cancer rates are OUR fault?
Those EEE-VILE Johnny Rebs...
But putting that aside, by all means Mr. Lee, we would welcome you and others like you to put as much distance between yourselves and our home as you can possibly achieve.
You may begin packing anytime, Mr. Lee.
I’m with this guy, although I’d include Alaska and the Great Plains with his little goofy plan, along with much of the Great Basin and parts of the Southwest. Yes, let them go it alone. Good luck. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
“The blue states have already covertly seceded from America. What’s keepin’ ya?”
We got a number of practical problems all of which can be sumed up with one word “Lincoln”.
More northern like this liberal need to speak up and change the ideological of their countrymen towards clearly accepting our PEACEFUL separation. Otherwise y’all are just going to have to wait till we got enough guns and defenses stockpiled to enable us to blow your sorry butts off the face of the earth, should y’all try to stop us as Lincoln did.
LOL, I love the irony! Good one.
The writer is an idiot (but then again he is liberal).....I am happily moving myself to the South because the liberal cess pool I live in has become intolerable
Actually there is one Blue State with the Mason-Dixon in it, MD. Those of us unfortunate enough to reside here want to change the state slogan from “Free State” to “Freedomless State”. It is personal opinion the Mason-Dixon is a state of mind but actually runs slightly above Fredericksburg, VA.
Also, the South has most major military bases. They can pay us protection money;)
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