I am offended by your offensive attitude regarding offended people.
:P
Is this the argument clinic?
Im offended, too, Dmitri. Im very offended. All right, youre offended more than I am, but I am as offended as well. I am as offended as you are, Dmitri! Dont say that youre more offended than I am, because Im capable of being just as offended as you are. So were both offended, all right?! All right.
Let's just say we're equally offended.