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To: gusopol3

Lautenberg undoubtedly intends to institute background checks for anyone wishing to eat beans, for fear of the explosive outgassing.

Except for members of congress, of course, who clearly eat beans every day - and without any background checks or permits.


3 posted on 04/17/2013 7:45:15 PM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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To: Jack Hammer

“Lautenberg undoubtedly intends to institute background checks for anyone wishing to eat beans, for fear of the explosive outgassing.

Except for members of congress, of course, who clearly eat beans every day - and without any background checks or permits.”

The gasses emanating from the beans unfortunately come out of the wrong end...


24 posted on 04/17/2013 7:57:31 PM PDT by CenTex (November 6, 2012... A day that will live in infamy!!!)
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To: Jack Hammer
Lautenberg undoubtedly intends to institute background checks for anyone wishing to eat beans, for fear of the explosive outgassing.

Except for members of congress, of course, who clearly eat beans every day - and without any background checks or permits.

Remember, Lautenberg needs this to be done so he can tax us for the "Global Warming" gases expelled when we fart...

48 posted on 04/17/2013 10:27:16 PM PDT by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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