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To: Jack Hammer
Lautenberg undoubtedly intends to institute background checks for anyone wishing to eat beans, for fear of the explosive outgassing.

Except for members of congress, of course, who clearly eat beans every day - and without any background checks or permits.

Remember, Lautenberg needs this to be done so he can tax us for the "Global Warming" gases expelled when we fart...

48 posted on 04/17/2013 10:27:16 PM PDT by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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To: Thunder90

The same NJ sheetheads elected Lautenberg and Christie so why would anybody believe either one of the fathead politicians?


60 posted on 04/18/2013 5:05:24 AM PDT by iopscusa (El Vaquero. (SC Lowcountry Cowboy))
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To: Thunder90

I think congress tried to enact this last year, but they hadn’t yet perfected the meters we’d all be required to wear on our *sses.

No doubt once this small technical difficulty has been overcome, the Congressional F*rt Tax will be a reality.


62 posted on 04/18/2013 5:12:49 AM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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