We used to mess with the hostess’ heads when waiting for a table.
They’re young and don’t know stuff.
When the ask “How many?”; tell them.
When they ask for name, tell them “Donner”.
The looks on other people waiting when they call out, “Donner party - your table is ready.” is priceless.
(Very few get it when you tell them “Triplehorne” either.)
I have to google Triplehorne myself!