[Political Junkie Too]

Clearly, the problem is too many people on the coasts in New York City and Los Angeles, are causing the middle states to buckle.

We're too big to tip over like Guam, but the weight of all those people in the coastal cities is thrusting up the heartland, which caused the earthquake in Oklahoma.

Now all I need is a government grant to study it further before Kansas is affected.

-PJ

[Army Air Corps]

Submit your 150-page research proposal to the following granting agency...