“They were the top group in Australia,”
I always liked, “Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight” from Australia. *snicker*
Actually, Lonnie Donegan was a Scot.
This is a strong candidate for the worst song of all time:
Does the Spearmint Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?--The Happiness Boys (1924)
Or maybe it's this one:
(I Scream, You Scream, We All Screem for) Ice Cream--Harry Reser's Syncopators (1928)