#1, worst of all: nose or tongue piercings
#2, any other piercing other than ears or tongue.
#3, tattoos anywhere
#4, pierced ears.
Tattoos can be #1 if they are obnoxious enough, but it's hard to beat a pierced nose or tongue on the digust level.
#1 worst of all: Tattoos, anywhere
#2 faceplant into a tacklebox.
a) lip
b) eyebrow
c) cheeks (wtf?)
d) nose
3) makeup.
I can live with #4.... if its once in each lobe