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To: afraidfortherepublic
They then ate breakfast and sang carols. What carols, I wonder?
8 posted on 12/26/2012 6:00:40 AM PST by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: LucianOfSamasota

After the cliff it will be:(Sung to the tune “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Thanks Obozo for nothing!


14 posted on 12/26/2012 6:10:08 AM PST by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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To: LucianOfSamasota

“They then ate breakfast and sang carols.”

“”What carols, I wonder?””

“Sympathy for the Devil”


20 posted on 12/26/2012 6:22:45 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (A child is born in Bethlehem KING of KINGS)
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To: LucianOfSamasota

How about, “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”?


26 posted on 12/26/2012 6:34:37 AM PST by caddie
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To: LucianOfSamasota
They then ate breakfast and sang carols. What carols, I wonder?

And did they include the word "Ftaghn"?

48 posted on 12/26/2012 11:01:16 AM PST by Lee N. Field ("You keep using that verse, but I do not think it means what you think it means." --I. Montoya)
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To: LucianOfSamasota
They sang Christmas carols?

Have a hard time swallowing that one.

52 posted on 12/26/2012 3:07:48 PM PST by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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