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To: LucianOfSamasota

After the cliff it will be:(Sung to the tune “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Thanks Obozo for nothing!


14 posted on 12/26/2012 6:10:08 AM PST by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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To: Colorado Cowgirl

LOLOL!


16 posted on 12/26/2012 6:14:27 AM PST by Carriage Hill (Have A Very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!)
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