[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The White House issued a statement blaming the Republican Congress for cut backs in training budgets for the military. They also blamed the State Department and the Intelligence community.

[rockinqsranch]

Take a bow for that one. Thumbs up.

[ilovesarah2012]

And they blamed the altitude.

[a fool in paradise]

The White House issued a statement blaming the Republican Congress for cut backs in training budgets for the military. They also blamed the State Department and the Intelligence community.

Biden: "I didn' know nuthin' about this!"

[FredZarguna]

[The submarine crew is believed to have been driven nearly insane with rage by this image, which appears to show "The Submariner" as somewhat limp-wristed. (NOT that there's anything wrong with that in the 21st Century Navy!)

The White House acted as quickly as possible to diffuse the situation by denouncing the Bill of Rights, genuflecting several times in the direction of the one of the oceans, and by issuing this heartfelt apology: "The Future does not belong to those who mock the imaginary friends of Flipper and Aquaman."]