Posted on 08/16/2012 5:23:09 AM PDT by SJackson
So Ive been thinking about all the bad things that would happen to America if President Obama loses in November. And I could only come up with one. We would no longer have Joe Biden to kick around. Admit it: when Joe opens his mouth, you feel a lot smarter than you did right before he opened his mouth.
Take his latest gems.
Cranking it up at a roaring campaign rally, Biden says: With you we can win North Carolina.
He was in Virginia at the time.
Earlier, he told the crowd, Romney wants to, he said in the first 100 days, hes going to let the big banks once again write their own rules. Unchain Wall Street.
Then slipping into a southern accent, he finished with, Theyre going to put yall back in chains.
Nice move, Joe except the many black folks in the crowd werent laughing.
A day later on the campaign trail he tells supporters: Folks, wheres it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?
Okay, so the guy doesnt know what century were in? He cant know everything!
And bless his heart, remember when Joe, at a rally in Washington, had those nice things to say about the guys dead mother.
His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, shes- wait- your moms still- your moms still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.
Make fun of him if you will but Joe Biden is the kind of guy who acknowledges the little people in the crowd
Stand up, Chuck, let em see ya.
He was referring to Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham who is in a wheelchair.
Hey, anybody can make a mistake. At least Joe cares about the middle class. In Athens, Ohio, campaigning in 2008, he got the faithful going with a shot at John McCain
Look, Johns last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.
Yes, Joe, and 2 plus 2 equal 6,000.
Speaking to the House Democratic Caucus, at a retreat in Williamsburg, Virginia, Biden channeled his inner Yogi Berra and said, If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, theres still a 30% chance were going to get it wrong.
Maybe, but what are the chances that hes going to get the name of the guy who put him on the ticket wrong.
A man Im proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States Barack America!
Asked about Bidens flubs on a cable TV show, Rudy Giuliani, said I mean, this guy just isnt bright. Hes never been bright. He isnt bright. People think well, he just talks a little bit too much. Actually, hes just not very smart.
Really? Why? Just because he doesnt know what century were living in?
I dont know about you, but Im hoping we get the opportunity to miss Joe Biden.
Yogi, and I don’t say that as a partisan. Berra was very, very successful at what he did. His verbal “gaffes” were just malapropisms. In Biden’s case, the gaffes reveal a feeble mind. Big difference.
True, very true. Most people don't realize it's the catcher who usually calls the pitches.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Tell it, Yogi!
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