Here I am thinking outside the box to better prepare my country for war, while you deliberately misconstrue my military theories. For shame, Sir! Besides, who the heck knows where those prayer rugs have been? When not actually praying on them, our Worthy Oriental Genltemen friends may have been using them for interspecies transactions, which The Lesbian Legion may not condone.
No aspersions intended, I assure you ... simply an acknowledgment of your sneaky and superior witty humour (that no one else appeared to have gotten). (While I don’t know about your Worthy Oriental Gentlemen, as a member of the female persuasion but not of the cited Legion, I thought it was hilarious!)