My girlfriends and I are thinking of showing up with sheets. We will stand in front of the kissers and block the view of their disgusting behavior.
If you really want to spaz them out ask them this...
“If you and your ‘partner’ were not having sex, you’d be just considered good friends, no different from two people sharing a residence for financial reasons. So that being the case and the fact that your brand of sex cannot result in having children, can you please explain to me why it is that people should be granted special privileges, benefits and rights based solely on the type of sex they are having?”
This also works great to ask of reporters during interviews.
Or just carry a sigh that says “GAY PORN PHOTO SHOOT” and stand behind them with it ;)
Since the Freaks are actually closer to 2% of the population than the 20% the media wants folk to believe, Straits should just show up and outnumber them with normal strait couples smooching.
Start singing "Amazing Grace" and other songs about salvation.