If you really want to spaz them out ask them this...
“If you and your ‘partner’ were not having sex, you’d be just considered good friends, no different from two people sharing a residence for financial reasons. So that being the case and the fact that your brand of sex cannot result in having children, can you please explain to me why it is that people should be granted special privileges, benefits and rights based solely on the type of sex they are having?”
This also works great to ask of reporters during interviews.
Or just carry a sigh that says “GAY PORN PHOTO SHOOT” and stand behind them with it ;)
Or just tell them if you can’t consummate a marriage, how can you have one? Any marriage homosexuals enter into will eventually be null and void since it’s physically impossible to consummate it.
LOL!!