'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to

Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

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Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.

Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.

Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground

Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

[Tax-chick]

I use Crystal Drano.

[Monkey Face]

I don’t know what the pipes are made of here, and don’t want to pay for a ‘splody thing that might happen.

[Monkey Face]

There will be a package bunny arriving at your house sometime in the next 10 days....

[Cyber Liberty]

I have a 12 inch model. I keep it in the display case of my grandfather clock so I can keep an eye on the temperature (temperatures affect the accuracy of the clock). The range of readings is in the 70’s, so it’s only good for indoors.

[fanfan]

Face, I think so, but we all run out of garlic once in a while.

We are eating garlic scapes (the immature flower and stem) right now. We usually harvest the bulbs in the first week of Aug, but if we don't get some rain soon, there could be a massive garlic failure. :-(

TC, we have cats in the garden too. We even have worms that poop there all day. The birds that eat the worms probably contribute a bit. :-) Today, driving through a upper-middle class neighbourhood, we saw an older Chinese man urinating in the bushes, not 10’ from the edge of the road. I don't want ‘him’ in my garden, LOL!

[Tax-chick]

Ooooh, a package bunny! That makes two I’m expecting - the church music director says some books I ordered for the Spanish choir should be coming here soon.

[Monkey Face]

I am still amazed at the accuracy of the Galileos. The one I got yesterday is a wee bit taller, and has more liquid in it, but this morning, when the A/C was blowing on them, they were both at 84.

I also have a cuckoo clock with brass works, and in the winter it slows down, while in the summer it speeds up. I know what you mean by the accuracy.

[Monkey Face]

Or maybe that’s backwards...

[Cyber Liberty]

For pendulum clocks: Lower temperature = shorter pendulum = faster clock.

[Monkey Face]

You will like it, I think. And with that, I’m going back to bed to read some more. It seems the safest thing to do at the moment.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Zombie-scented Calgon, take me away!

[Tax-chick]

Enjoy reading. I would do the same, if I could, but the swim team has a party tonight.

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I have the same problem.

[Cyber Liberty]

I think it’s a general “male thing.”

[dalereed]

Instead of arresting him they should have just killed him!

[ThomasThomas]

A general thing?

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy—
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.

For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

[Cyber Liberty]

For some reason I can’t get the Periodic Table of the Elements out of my head....

[ThomasThomas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM

[tuliptree76]

I’m going to have to try to not pay attention to the main post. I still have disturbing images of an article I read recently about a man literally eating the face off of another man. At least there was no actual eating on this thread... except for the zombies.

[cyborg]

I have three cats, a dog and an ole freeper :D I’m doing ok haha.