Michelle Obama: President Obama tucks me in every night (Barry's Not Gay Propaganda Alert)

NY Daily News ^ | 5/26/12 | MEGHAN NEAL

[jimbo123]

He may be the leader of the free world, but he still takes a moment to tuck his wife in at bedtime.

First Lady Michelle Obama revealed that tidbit and other details from the couple’s personal life in a People magazine interview that hit newsstands Friday.

"We have a ritual where he tucks me in, because I'm usually in bed before anybody," the First Lady spilled. "He'll come and turn the lights out and give me a kiss, and we'll talk. He's like, Ready to be tucked? I'm like, Yes I am.'"

[Free America52]

Are you fricking kidding me? This is what the LSM is writing about?

[JoanneSD]

This must only happen 3 or 4 times a month, because they are apart the other days...flying away on the tax payer dime

[cantfindagoodscreenname]

Why would anyone share that kind of info? Gag me.

[Libloather]

(Barry's Not Gay Propaganda Alert)

Say what? Wouldn't Hussein get more votes if he was swapping spit with some Secret Service agent?

[unixfox]

And the phoniness continues.

[Doogle]

...and then Mamma Jarrett tucks the little boy king in.....

[vetvetdoug]

I thought they’d talk about the leather halter and the fresh bale of hay he takes to her nightly.

[basil]

jimbo—you forgot the barf alert!!!!

Yuck! This is way TMI for most of us!

[tet68]

He’s like, Ready to be tucked? I’m like, Yes I am.’”

Really, haven’t we all been there at some time?

Usually though it’s probably more like....

“Honey?, Honey?
Zzzz what baby?
Sex or golf?
Don’t forget to wear a jacket zzzzzzzz”.

[abigailsmybaby]

This sounds like the stuff I used to read in Tiger Beat magazine when I was 14.

[libertarian27]

Well, he’s not going to ....’Bed Her’...he’s just going to “Tuck-Her”...Rock Hudson style :>)

[Paladin2]

Yuck! "

Thnx. I was looking for a word that rhymed with Tuck.

[Gabrial]

Why is it Barack’s gay friends seem to die so often? The three gay men from his church of 20+ years, his gay drug dealer, etc.?

[petitfour]

Obama is gay.

[digger48]

If they’re gonna post a picture of Barry and the Mooch dancing on the beach in swimsuits I’m gonna puke my spleen out.

[Libloather]

"I'm usually in bed before anybody"

Changing time zones while on Air Force One can do that to ya.

[grandpa jones]

i guess they’re saying he’s a mothertucker

[MinuteGal]

Betcha he tucks her in real tight, gives her a peck on the cheek, then trots off to his own bedroom where his bed has a silk canopy over it and a gold crown emblem on the headboard.

Leni

[Paladin2]

"Why is it Barack’s gay friends seem to die so often?"

It's a risquey life style.

[txrefugee]

This cloying tripe gives one a flashback to the Clintons dancing on the beach in a phony “private moment”....right before the Monicagate scandal broke.

[digger48]

Barry probably has a mirror overhead so he can watch himself.

[the invisib1e hand]

"tucks me in"

Bet that requires union labor.

[Doogle]

[Craftmore]

tucked?tucked? i thought he said,,,,,,never mind,,,,

[katykelly]

Gag me ... with an old Pontiac .

[Paladin2]

Zer0 likely dreams of how he is going to phuck the rest of us in the morning.

[crazydad]

Ya he does. After he gives her a bath and does her nails. Just like good girl friends do. Obama: Michelle you look fabuuuuuloous! Michelle: Shut Up Bitch and get me a turkey Leg and Mayonaise!

[jimbo123]

Bet that requires union labor.

And a paper bag.

[Paladin2]

"...get me a turkey Leg and Mayonnaise!"

Would you like some arugula with that?

[libertarian27]

Since Barry is so “Hip” and “Cool” I wandered over to the Urban Dictionary the first time I saw this story and looked up “Tuck” and “Tucked”

The definitions of “Tuck” and “Tucked” are NOT for the faint of heart....and I DO believe he “Tucked” her in :>)

[Doogle]

*LOL*

[digger48]

[crazydad]

Ok ingnorance here what is Argula?

[P-Marlowe]

He's like, Ready to be tucked? I'm like, Yes I am.'"

Tucked????

Yeah he's gay.

[cripplecreek]

Wait till the Obama sex tape emerges.

[Happy Rain]

Yeah, he tucks her in and then............................................................................him.

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!

ROFLMAO

[Paladin2]

Context:

"John McCain may be gaining what Obama is losing among women because of Obama’s “Arugula Gap.”

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?” Obama asked an Iowa crowd in 2007. I had to Google “arugula” to discover it’s a leafy substitute for lettuce in trendy restaurant salads.

Most people don’t shop at Whole Foods (which specializes in “organic” foods and other environmentally-fashionable products). And most women, I suspect, aren’t looking for a presidential candidate who reminds them more of their high school French teacher than of John F. Kennedy."

[DAC21]

“tucks me in”

Then squirrels away to his private bedroom to watch gay porn.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Does he bring her a lobster snack, some Waygu beef sliders or sugar cookies with real gold foil frosting?

[melancholy]

Michelle Obama: President Obama tucks me in every night (Barry's Not Gay Propaganda Alert)

But...but thats all what he does. My SS MAN relaxes me before I'm tucked in.

[ColdOne]

Why does she feel the need to tell us this?

[bigbob]

And then Obama tucks himself in...

[2ndDivisionVet]

BTW, there are NO Whole Foods Markets in Iowa!

[Yaelle]

A good gay friend will do that.

[RoosterRedux]

This doesn't pass the smell test.

1) First, it is too personal...so it must be contrived for a reason (i.e. goes to motive).

2) Second, who gives a sh!t unless there is a rumor to the contrary.

3) This raises the question about sleeping arrangements. If Barry's tucking her in...where is he sleeping?

[Para-Ord.45]

My Guess:

Barry/Barack dumps Joe Biden out of sheer desperation and replaces him with

Michelle Obama, and the media goes orgasmic .

[Doogle]

..it hides the spinach

[doorgunner69]

What drivel.

But is does verify they have no physical contact, like sleeping in the same bed as most hetero married couples.

Or maybe sleeping next to a Wookie is just too much.............

[dinodino]

...and then Reggie Love comes and tucks in O. Nighty night!

Oh, wait, I guess Reggie is gone now.