To: FreedomPoster
Five men were in custody Saturday night after they allegedly entered a restaurant and began beating patrons gathered for a wedding with bats in southwest suburban Tinley Park. That sentence merits a summary execution.
6 posted on
05/20/2012 8:42:04 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
began beating patrons gathered for a wedding with batsHey, why not? In Obamaland, men can marry men, so why can't men marry goats? Or bats?
Gives new meaning to the expression: "My wife? Oh--the old bat is fine."
11 posted on
05/20/2012 8:45:35 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Don't let Julia fool ya. Socialism doesn't work.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Yes, the word “bats” just seems to float away from “beat.” Bad, really bad.
To: Mr Ramsbotham
"That sentence merits a summary execution."
What? You've never been to a wedding with bats before?
23 posted on
05/20/2012 9:02:41 AM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
The clause “gathered for a wedding with bats” sure makes me scratch my head. Who wants bats at a wedding?
To: Mr Ramsbotham
If bats want to get married, who are we to object?
69 posted on
05/21/2012 3:26:53 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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