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To: FreedomPoster
Five men were in custody Saturday night after they allegedly entered a restaurant and began beating patrons gathered for a wedding with bats in southwest suburban Tinley Park.

That sentence merits a summary execution.

6 posted on 05/20/2012 8:42:04 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
began beating patrons gathered for a wedding with bats

Hey, why not? In Obamaland, men can marry men, so why can't men marry goats? Or bats?

Gives new meaning to the expression: "My wife? Oh--the old bat is fine."

11 posted on 05/20/2012 8:45:35 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Don't let Julia fool ya. Socialism doesn't work.)
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Yes, the word “bats” just seems to float away from “beat.” Bad, really bad.


14 posted on 05/20/2012 8:48:00 AM PDT by OldPossum
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
"That sentence merits a summary execution."

What? You've never been to a wedding with bats before?




23 posted on 05/20/2012 9:02:41 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

The clause “gathered for a wedding with bats” sure makes me scratch my head. Who wants bats at a wedding?


62 posted on 05/20/2012 12:26:03 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

If bats want to get married, who are we to object?


69 posted on 05/21/2012 3:26:53 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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