[ApplegateRanch]

Pretty soon he'll be playing the opening of an envelope.

"...and in the Category of Worst President Ever, the nominees are, Barack Obama; Jimmy Carter; James Buchanan, Jr.; and John Tyler. May I have the envelope, please? And the winner is BARACK OBAMA!"

"Uh, er, uh, I-I-I would, uh, er, that is, I-I-I, (where's my-my-uh-my TOTUS!?!!) like to --- to, uh, saaaaAAYY ahh a few words...".

[Slings and Arrows]

Strong competitors all.