[Ezekiel]

Chosen: The president sat down with the couple in their kitchen for a two hour meeting after they were chosen because of their savings from his refinancing program

Word order and product placement ping.

Savior Obama "saves" dimwits. Looks like the venues keep shrinking in order to force a full house. Next thing he'll be doing these in a phone booth. Definitely not cold calling, though. Can you imagine? lol

[COBOL2Java]

Definitely not cold calling, though. Can you imagine? lol

"Uh, hello! This is your President calling, and I...no, this is not your brother Vinnie...anyway, I wanted to ask you for [click]...uh, hello?"