Skip to comments.The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, March 22, 2012
Posted on 03/22/2012 8:27:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL! And I thought I was joking . . .
I've been yelling that at the TV all morning. :-/
Is Rush trying to sneak in an off-color joke here?
Obama: “I’ve laid more pipe than any President except Bill Clinton.”
Or do I just have an evil mind?
It must be off color.
If only this had been “drawn” out (Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk) before the 0hio-Art (primary). I have visited the O-A webpage and looked in Wiki...my guess is they are produced in PRoC...but sweet if they really were made in Ohio?
I almost got one of these!
What a liar......
And the saps suck it up.
Obama: Ive laid more pipe than any President except Bill Clinton.
Or do I just have an evil mind?
LOL. Let's put it this way: Obama has laid more dirty plumbing pipe that Bill Clinton. ;-)
And...you probably just have an evil mind also. ;-)
Kind of like the old joke about the Virginia Pipeline, I guess.
I’m rather slow on the uptake on these things.
Anybody but Obamney here.
Rush is sticking to the “safe” stick it to Dear Leader on the price of gas meme today. I wonder if others were a littler ticked off too?
Sandra Fluke admits she doesnt know what birth control costs
Obama Vows to Drill Everywhere We Can Except ANWR, Florida, Virginia, The Continental Shelf, Utah, Alaska and Ohio
Obamas Outrageous DOL Rules Will Restrict Minors From Working on Family Farms Killing Farm Life As We Know It
For the record (noting many more have failed since like Ener1, Evergreen, Amonix cut 2/3rds of workforce):
The Obama Bundler Taxpayer-Backed Green Energy Loans Poster
What vendor wouldn’t deliver to the Southern Command? What item? And why not? Hmmmm...
Why wouldnt a company want to deliver to a millionaire (garantee of payments not an issue).
The Jackass-in-Chief is in oil & gas country (Cushing, Oklahoma) giving a lecture (in his southern preacher mode) telling us we cannot drill our way into energy independence.
Hes also giving his approval for construction of the southern leg of the Keystone pipeline that our governor and Governor Perry of Texas already planned, while doubling-down on blocking the northern leg (for more studies) to get the oil from Canada to the gulf.
He knows his poll numbers have taken a hit and just another INVITATION-ONLY campaign stop for the DUmocrat sheep who are gullible enough to buy into his bullcrap.
YES DOOFUS, BUT IF something happens in IRAN it becomes flipping irrelevent IF we have our own domestic SUPPLY you friggin moron because we won’t have to RELY on the “global” market if it isn’t going to reflect our prices.
Might 1/2 white of him, don't you think???
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