Posted on 11/03/2011 7:42:33 PM PDT by Fred
He can’t be elected because some f*ckin’ woman had an awkward moment?!
WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS GOD DAMN SH!T!?
Excuse my French, wait, nevermind don’t!
I very nearly had a sexual harassment charge filed against me when I made an ill-timed comment about a Mr. Yoder not getting any shoo-fly pie.
No matter - mission accomplished. Ask 100 people who said, "I can see Russia from my house" and 99 of them will say "Sarah Palin". In the same way, 99 out of 100 will insist that Herman Cain sexually molested at least three women.
How dare he?!
At the Atlanta airport back in the '80s, I bought a cup of tea. But the hot water that comes out of those dispensers is about 300 degrees -- not sure how they pull that off. Anyway it must be 211.9 degrees. So I get to the register, where I find -- imagine this! - a fat black women in polyester pants sitting on a stool.
Unfortunately, what between juggling my weighty carry one, my wallet, and my very hot tea, some of the latter spilled from the styrofoam cup onto her big, fat thigh.
You should have heard her scream. And all the while she's looking at me as if I just put her puppy in a blender. Thankfully this was back in the '80's, cuz if it happened now I'm sure I would have been surrounded by machine guns in no time. That was her best "RAPE!" scream. And she wasted it on a little bit of hot water.
My secretary in the 90’s had to get some burritos for almost two years. We had one place in town and it was McDonalds. I never thought anything of it. (and yes, she was quite attractive)
This story is so much BS.
OMG!
Thinking of the thousands of men and women I have spoken to over the last thirty years, where we used or heard terms like sweetie, darling and honey, in casual public business chit chats...
We should all be in jail!
“doctor my tea”
- put sweetner & lemon in it
- put milk and sugar in it
- put bourbon/rum/brandy in it
What is the big deal????? I even checked urban dictinary and found nada, zip, nothing.
Good thing Herman doesn’t mention folks poking their peckers where they’re not welcome. I mean, pecker is the Brit (and Aussie, IIRC) word referring to the nose, and sticking your nose into someone else’s business. Wow, if he said that I’m sure the media would immediate grab the rope!
Did you look at the original article?? They are also trying to show that Cain inappropriately HUGGED Bachmann!!! See it here: http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/11/02/iowa-radio-host-calls-herman-cains-behavior-awkward-if-not-inappropriate/
MAN! I think Wayne Newton ought to be thrown in the clinker then!
Well you beat me to the douchebag adjective, but that’s exactly what he is - an arrogant, pompous douchebag.
People that are creeped out by the littlest thing - creep...me...out. Taking everything you say with hidden multiple meanings, twisting and parsing people’s words to fit their personal screwed up bizarro view of the world. It’s sociopathic.
Sounds like his little assistant is one of those rape banshees who lives in a constant state of paranoia and delusions that every man wants to rape her.
Oh Good God.
Against all my instincts, time for the Romney-Bachmann smooch pic to go up. Shouldn’t Romney, a married man, be called out for this?
You got that right. My southern roots got me admonished here in Virginia (of all places). Too close to D.C.
I made the capital offense of called a HR person “sweetheart”; and at the time, I thought we were close professional collegues.
Boy was I wrong. I didn’t speak to her the rest of the time I was there.
I think he said, “Darjiling.”
Just curious... when you call Huckabee an idiot, did you prefer Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, John McCain, or (like me) did you fall for that actor-friend of McCain?
A lady called me “sweetie” over the phone today. I feel sooo dirty....
Go to Popeye’s Chicken at Atlanta’s Hartsfield Airport in Terminal B. Those ladies working there say the sweetest things to their customers. I’m not joking.
Please don't remind me of that disgusting race. First I wanted Duncan Hunter, then Thompson (yes I fell for that crap too!), then no one for the remainder of the race. I still can't believe we nominated that scumbag McCain. GRRRR.
Knew a fellow who had a bass voice. When he said, “Darlin’” in that low register, women swooned. I had to stop that, so I married him. His name for me was “Darlin” and it was sooo sexy. Big difference between “Darling” and “Darlin’”. Be careful when you use “Darlin’”.
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