The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, September 27, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVlFXYnjqxc
Is there nothing these idiots won’t ruin for me????

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Do you think Sarah will announce??

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Oh, please.

I don’t see these young kooks’ fascination with that daft old kook. Who started the cult of RuPaul thing, anyway?

[who knows what evil?]

OMG...she doesn’t like Christie, but LOVES Romney??? WTF?

[advertising guy]

I’m 100 percent certain

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I don’t know; but I’d love to punch them. Good and hard.

Here is my newest bumper sticker. (Remember I live in Paul hell.) http://www.zazzle.com/eff_off_paul_bumper_sticker-128910151208766644

[advertising guy]

believe it or not the roots are from the failed bombastic political views of one Lyndon LaRouche.

LaPwew was a left leanin lib who stared to free the drugs, free the drug dealers etc fanatic with bite

for my money add a double dose of the L Ron Hubbard crowd

and therin in the RuPaul roots

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I don’t get how anyone can *love* Romney.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I certainly hope so. She’s honestly the only person that really gets me excited. I’m not saying I wouldn’t work or donate to the others; but I’m eager to stand with Sarah. The others are more a mean to an end, if you know what I mean.

[MinuteGal]

Rush....please get OFF the Jew-janitor subject. I didn't tune in to hear you expand ad infinitum about this dead-end, non-productive subject. It was a slip of the tongue...move on.

Leni

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I figured they were mostly potheads.

George Soros is pro-drug legalization too. I wonder if any of his money finds its ways in to RuPaul’s coffers?

[American Quilter]

Thanks, Enterprise.

[workerbee]

They’ve been trying to shove Romney on us since the LAST election! (proven loser, why wouldn’t they?)

[advertising guy]

I can prove it ten ways but the root logic is logistics

[conservativebuckeye]

I still don’t see why people think Romney is the most electable. Once he gets the nomination, Dateline and 20/20 will be running nonstop exposes on Mormonism that will creep out the independents. Nevermind the fact that he’s taken every position on every issue.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Well, they certainly share some points of view:
http://www.dailypaul.com/153418/george-soros-openly-discusses-the-coming-new-world-order

I know CodePinko supports Ron Paul:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/18/rep-paul-codepink-camp-israel-aid-opposition/
http://lisarichardsusa.wordpress.com/2011/05/23/code-pink-and-ron-paul-leftist-bedfellows/
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/09/ron_pauls_poisonous_partisans.html

And don’t forget CodePinko darling, Adam Kokesh was priveledged enough to have Ron Paul endorse his campaing for the House and the younger Paul is close to him also.:
http://www.politicalbyline.com/2011/05/31/living-proof-that-adam-kokeshron-paul-supporters-are-unhinged-leftists-in-disguise/
http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20100122005949/en/Ron-Paul-Endorses-Adam-Kokesh-Congress
http://www.dailypaul.com/93409/email-from-dr-paul-please-support-adam-kokesh
http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2010/04/rand-paul-and-adam-kokesh-discuss-their-movement.html

[advertising guy]

the difference in your example and actualities is we who will vote in a landslide ain’t leavin soundbites

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I didn’t mind him last election. This go around, we deserve better.

[upsdriver]

Rush is right. The Republican establishment elites do not see a nation in peril. If elected, they’ll continue tinkering around the edges of the issues.

Sarah Palin does recognize the danger we’re in. She’ll radically attack those problems.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Iowahawk did a hilarious Twitter sendup of Mitt over the weekend:

Mitt Romney’s favorite gangsta rappers: Nat King Cole and Johnny Mathis #RomneyFacts

Final 2 items on Mitt Romney’s bucket list: US presidency, eat with elbows on table #RomneyFacts

Each night before sleep, Mitt Romney spends precisely 7.5 minutes polishing the brass on his sock garters.

@iowahawkblog Mitt’s daily schedule includes 7 minutes of spontaneity on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, excluding holidays. #RomneyFacts

During his batchelor days, Mitt Romney got to the “on deck circle” with 5 different girls. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney wears button-down socks. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney’s disaster survival bag contains 3 pairs of Bass Weejuns and a tip calculator. #RomneyFacts

Mitt likes to spice up his tap water with a splash of ice. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney can recite every panel of “Goofus and Gallant” from memory. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney’s favorite flavor is milk. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney dreams in black and white 1958 teen grooming films. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney’s plaid cummerbunds have their own electric caddy. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney’s favorite punk rock group http://youtu.be/l4NafK3NFhA #RomneyFacts

During the wild days of the 60s, Mitt Romney once experimented with fondue. #RomneyFacts

To increase efficiency, Mitt Romney has delegated all his bodily functions. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney’s study is chockablock with leather bound volumes of “The 5-Minute Manager.” #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney organizes his organizer orgaziner in alphabetical order. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney was born with a perfect pompadour, and swaddled in a 3-button Brooks Brothers onesy. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney eats a grapefruit every morning, for appearances. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney intentionally grayed his own temples in prep school. #RomneyFacts

Mitt Romney tips an extra $10 at the car wash for spotless floormats. #RomneyFacts