Easily one of the top 10 movie scenes of all time. 30 years ago, my dear old Mom had a parent-teacher conference that went just about like this one.
They patiently explained their 'zero tolerance' policy on violence and told me that while they'd do what they could to stop it if my son fought back he'd be punished, too.
I then explained the Lurker Zero Tolerance Policy. Keep in mind that Lurker, Jr, 13 at the time, was sitting right there.
"My Zero Tolerance Policy regards school officials who after being told that my son is the target of violence do nothing become the targets of large, civil lawsuits both professional and personal. I will also sue the parents of the little rats who are bothering my son."
"Second, if my son is attacked he has my permission to fight back as hard as he can. I spent a lot of money on his Tae Kwan Do lessons and I expect him to leave his attackers needing medical attention. He is to end the attack as quickly as possible using whatever means are required. Is the Lurker Zero Tolerance Policy understood?"
The looks on their faces were absolutely priceless.
The next day I mailed them a Registered letter with a cc to some Lawyer I found in the phone book recapping our conversation and inviting them to correct the record.
The bullying ceased.
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What stones. I salute you.
Easily one of the top 10 movie scenes of all time. 30 years ago, my dear old Mom had a parent-teacher conference that went just about like this one.
